Harry looks really good in all black.
He looks like a sex panther.

Did  you know that some of 1D song have subliminal messages?
If you mix some of the songs together and listen to them backwards,
you can hear each of the boys admitting that they’re gay?

true story.

Reuben language:

• Hello. How are you today? -‘Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin’?
• I’m fine. Thank you. - ‘You can’t drink two jars of applesauce if you don’t lift the guard dog.’
• I think you are cute. - ‘Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a fish can climb a tree.’

I love how everyone is saying:

“we have only Niall left.”

even though Harry is clearly single as well,
he’s not counted because he’s a slut

and Larry Stylinson finally comes out of the closet before their “death”

and the host comes out saying
“you just got Punk’d!!!”

and then it’s all awkward because Larry Stylinson just came out of the closet in front of millions of viewers.

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